How to use: play each track and listen to the very end — the punchline and its laugh should
finish inside the track (nothing cut early). Bits are split on topic change, so a routine keeps its
whole build and every internal laugh. Mark Approve or Flag, add a note (a better title, or
"merge with next", "split here", "trim intro"). Your notes save automatically — hit Copy notes
or Download notes when done and send back to JR.
⚑ T11 “The Piano Teacher” is a dark-subject bit kept as its own track — Sean's call whether it stays. ⚑ Walk-on music at Sean's entrance is trimmed for now, pending clearance.
⚑ T11 “The Piano Teacher” is a dark-subject bit kept as its own track — Sean's call whether it stays. ⚑ Walk-on music at Sean's entrance is trimmed for now, pending clearance.
Release passes — indicative
Legal + commercial · Live at Halifax 2024
Two editions off this one cut — Uncut (the full set) and Commercial (UK + radio-safe). Split at release, not in the edit. both · check · Uncut only · 📻 radio-offerable
⚑ Tracks 9–12 — WITH SEAN (held)
This cluster (the teenage-years run + the Piano Teacher — Sean's own story) is flagged red on the legal pass. JR is speaking to Sean about it directly before any release decision. Held — do not action either edition, or re-cut, until JR reports back.
This cluster (the teenage-years run + the Piano Teacher — Sean's own story) is flagged red on the legal pass. JR is speaking to Sean about it directly before any release decision. Held — do not action either edition, or re-cut, until JR reports back.
18 clear
0 check
4 Uncut-only
4 radio-safe
| # | Track | Legal | Edition | Radio | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Excited to See Me in a Suit | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; adult sexual banter (heckle callback) + strong language only · Explicit tag; no walk-on music in track (starts mid-set) - nothing to clear | |
| 02 | Divorce & The Drop-Down Menu | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; divorce/gender comedy, strong language only (sex is not a POA stir-up ground) · Explicit tag; sustained strong language | |
| 03 | Getting Set Up & The Canoe Date | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; dating/canoe anecdote, strong language + adult drug/drink reference · Explicit tag; sustained strong language | |
| 04 | Dating Isn't Marriage (Stain a Fence) | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; dating-vs-marriage bit, strong language · Explicit tag; strong language | |
| 05 | Old Dad & A New Level of Tired | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; crude adult sexual reference + child-smacking nostalgia joke - no protected-characteristic or child-sexualisation trigger · Explicit tag; graphic adult sexual content | |
| 06 | Looking Up to Your Big Brother | Commercial + Uncut | 📻 | no material risk; childhood/family anecdote, mild language · Explicit tag; radio-workable with a light edit (2-3 bleeps), content clean | |
| 07 | The Furniture Shop: Likes & Dislikes | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; parenting/corporal-punishment nostalgia, no hate or child-sexualisation trigger · Explicit tag; strong language | |
| 08 | Then vs Now: Getting Hit & Health & Safety | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; corporal-punishment + health-and-safety satire, no hate or child-sexualisation trigger · Explicit tag; strong language | |
| 09 | Gravol & The Plane | Uncut only | · | sexualised references to 15-year-olds (teenage erections) at the track tail bleeding into the teenage-sexuality material - automatic RED under the child-sexualisation rule; bulk of track (Gravol/plane) is otherwise GREEN, a re-cut of the join to ~33:04 would clear it · Uncut-only as cut; STRONGLY recommend re-cutting the join to drop the teenage-sexuality tail, which would recover a clean/DSP-safe Gravol-and-plane track | |
| 10 | Being a Teenage Virgin | Uncut only | · | sustained sexualised content centred on 15-17-year-olds (teenage erections/masturbation) - automatic RED (child sexualisation); certain broadcaster/DSP rejection · Uncut-only; not for radio or any clean edition | |
| 11 | The Piano Teacher | Uncut only | · | comedian's account of his own child sexual abuse by a piano teacher at age 7 - sexualised reference to a child; automatic RED, certain broadcaster rejection · Uncut-only; sensitive-content / abuse-disclosure advisory recommended even on the uncut edition | |
| 12 | The Massage Parlour | Uncut only | · | detailed sexual act performed on the 15-year-old narrator (massage-parlour hand job) - sexualisation of a minor; automatic RED, certain broadcaster/DSP rejection · Uncut-only; not for radio or any clean edition | |
| 13 | The Booze You Can't Drink | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; drink-you-can't-stomach crowd bit, strong language · Explicit tag; strong language | |
| 14 | Canadian Club, Lads & Holidays | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; underage-drinking anecdote (non-sexual) + crude adult sexual reference (Mexico bit), strong language · Explicit tag; crude adult sexual content | |
| 15 | Minus 62: Frozen Eyeballs | Commercial + Uncut | 📻 | no material risk; cold-weather/travel bit, strong language · Explicit tag; radio-workable with a light edit (few bleeps), content clean | |
| 16 | Australia & Spiders | Commercial + Uncut | 📻 | no material risk; spiders/animals whimsy, strong language · Explicit tag; radio-workable with a light edit (few bleeps), content clean | |
| 17 | Heckling: An Art Form | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; heckling stories, strong language, no protected-characteristic trigger · Explicit tag; sustained strong language across a long track | |
| 18 | Hoss, Tank & Bear | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; adult sexual set piece + affectionate body-mockery of a friend, no protected-characteristic hate trigger · Explicit tag; adult sexual content, sustained strong language | |
| 19 | Smoking Funny: Old Pothead | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; recreational cannabis reference, strong language (drug reference is legal content, DSP-permissible with Explicit tag) · Explicit tag; drug references + strong language | |
| 20 | University & The Exam | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; adult (university) one-night-stand + cannabis anecdote, strong language · Explicit tag; drug references + adult sexual content | |
| 21 | The Closer — Legal Weed at the Superstore | Commercial + Uncut | · | no material risk; legal-cannabis intoxication set piece, strong language · Explicit tag; drug references + strong language | |
| 22 | Outro & Thank You | Commercial + Uncut | 📻 | no material risk; outro/thanks, minimal language · Explicit tag as album context; clean outro, radio-workable, no music to clear |
Indicative only. Legal is a first-pass risk read for planning — Albert formally ratifies before any release. "Uncut only" = leave off the Commercial/UK edition, keep for the Uncut (US) edition.